Church Sign Message Ideas

I'm always looking for something catchy that might just arouse the curiosity of an unchurched person; something that would motivate them to be our guest.
Got some serious answers, some humorous. Here's a sampling:
1 - "No snake handling this Sunday." (Now that WOULD get attention!) (By the way, no snake handling ANY Sunday!)
2 - "Our pastor can do the Vulcan greeting." (This is a reference to the fact that I sometimes gesture like Mr. Spock on Star Trek when I'm speaking - the fingers of my hand become separated at the middle. No, I don't do the Vulcan mind meld or immobilize anyone by squeezing their trapezius muscle.)
3 - "Stop in and worship. You ain't doin' nothin' else on Sunday morning."
4 - "Looking for real change? Start by visiting us."
5 - "Visit Pathway Church and see what it's like."
6 - "Come to Pathway this Sunday on Jamie's birthday. Jamie goes to church here." (Or something like that. I erased the email before I thought about making this list but how funny!)
7 - "Satan made someone litter on our parking lot." (Perhaps we should offer a reward?)
8 - "No more room for visitors." (reverse psychology)
9 - "Wish you'd been here last week. It was great!" or "Last week was great. Come in and see the sequel."
10 - "Do you need a spiritual stimulus?" or "Visit Sunday to receive your spiritual stimulus."
I love the people of Pathway! Check the church sign out to see which idea is used. If you have a good suggestion please let me know by leaving a comment on this blog.